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New York, Pets, Recreation, Reptiles and Amphibians, Scute, Turtle, Turtles and Tortoises, United States
Okay, this is an old joke but it tickles me to death!! Hope it tickles you too.
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.
The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don’t know, it all happened so fast.”
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I love this joke! I’m going right downstairs and tell it to Tom! Thank you for following my blog. I am humbled. I look forward to following yours, too!
🙂 Good one